Saturday, December 27, 2008

#141.


141. Atalya
Call-outs: 14
Average call-out: 14

So, according to my personal call-outs, Atalya is the weakest contestant in ANTM history, the only girl in a 14-person season with a callout of #14 who got eliminated the first week and thus didn't get a chance to get a better average. Do I think she deserves this? No. There were way worse models than Atalya. Her worst crime was that her photo was really boring, and that she didn't stand out. It's far from offensively bad. I'm pretty sure I wouldn't include it in the 100 Worst Photos Ever or whatever. I wish she stuck around, actually; she was really pretty and had a modelesque body, even if she was boring as all hell. I love her picture above, and its confidence. In tribute to poor Atalya, stuck here in dead last place of any girl in ANTM history, here's her lone photo.

Testing, testing.

One, two, three.

call-out rules

Because sometimes I skipped a certain thing (usually video) or counted things weirdly...

Cycle 1: J.Lo bikinis/Stuff Magazine shoot/Snake beauty shots/Fresh Look Contacts commercial/Reebok movement/Paris lingerie/Nude diamonds/B&W beauty shot

Cycle 2: Eves/Steve Madden/Suspended shots/Celebrities/Underwater/B&W beauty shots/Coliseum HF/Nude/F3 beauty shots

Cycle 3: Swimsuits in Jamaica/Beauty shot/Lee Jeans/Roller skating/Trampoline jumping/Doppelgangers/Beauty shot with tarantulas/Campbell's Soup commercial/Kimonos/Motorcycles/F3 Cover Girl photos

Cycle 4: Aliens in Manhattan/Dog walking/Zodiac/Got Milk? Ethnicities/Gas station/Pillow fight/Seven Deadly Sins/African animals/Kloofing/African Dancing/F3 call-out

Cycle 5: Superheroes/Country couture/Fashion Witch/Plastic surgery/Secret photos and commercial (I don't remember the commercials, but I remember I ranked them based on a combination of their commercials and photos, so some better photos are ranked lower and some worse photos are ranked higher, etc.)/B&W beauty shot/Pinups/Wildboyz/Phone booth/Art/Bollywood/F3 call-out

Cycle 6: Bald beauty shots/Ice queens/Fairy tales/Careers/Cover Girl commercial/Krumping/Dolls/B&W crying/Mermaids/Elephant/Bikini/F3 call-out

Cycle 7: Model stereotypes/Hair wars/Wobbly runway/Freak show/Celebrity couples/Romance novel/Scary B&W/Cover Girl in space/Secret commercial/Bullfighting/Nymphs in the water/F3 call-out

Cycle 8: Political issues/High school stereotype/Nude candy/Crime scene/Gender swap/Four personalities/Past cycles/F6 Cover Girl commercial/Sensual (women's magazine) swimsuit/Sexy (men's magazine) swimsuit/Aboriginal dances/F3 call-out

Cycle 9: Smoking and its effects/Rock climbing/Plants/Gargoyles/Recyclables/Burning car/F6 Cover Girl photos/F6 Cover Girl commercial/Chinese Bollywood/Great Wall/Great Wall group shot/F3 call-out

Cycle 10: Homeless/Lingerie/Meat packing/Paint beauty shots/Music genres/Fuerzabruta/Jetsetters/F6 Cover Girl commercial/Renaissance couture/Paparazzi B&W/F3 call-out

Cycle 11: Make Voting Sexy/Suspended balloon ladders/Bikinis/Fierce eyes above the water/Natural disasters/Fiercees/F7 Cover Girl commercial/Pirate ship/Simplistic polaroid/Dramatic extreme makeup polaroid/Windmills/F3 call-out